She wouldn't use her bed until they put a box in it

She wouldn't use her bed until they put a box in it

The dog watches the evening news like this. Every single night.

The dog watches the evening news like this. Every single night.

That's, uh, not how you hold a cat

That's, uh, not how you hold a cat

I'm a Singapora, and I have big eyes

I'm a Singapora, and I have big eyes

They've been together 14 years

They've been together 14 years

Asked the balloon man to make the robot on my son's shirt. Nailed it.

Asked the balloon man to make the robot on my son's shirt. Nailed it.

A handful of kitty, adopted yesterday!

A handful of kitty, adopted yesterday!

Jaguar bucket

Jaguar bucket

So I made a friend at the park, shame he's in jail.

So I made a friend at the park, shame he's in jail.

Using his tail for a teddy bear

Using his tail for a teddy bear

The adorable Canadian marble fox

The adorable Canadian marble fox

Firenado

Firenado

I have the best husband in the world, I'm working on a career I love, and I'm extremely happy with my life. And yet...

I have the best husband in the world, I'm working on a career I love, and I'm extremely happy with my life. And yet...

Wife asked how my Dr. Appointment went. Couldn't remember the word colonoscopy.

Wife asked how my Dr. Appointment went. Couldn't remember the word colonoscopy.

Austria, nothing short of beautiful

Austria, nothing short of beautiful

My S.O. is a chemistry teacher at a low-performing high school. These are the kinds of responses he regularly receives from students.

My S.O. is a chemistry teacher at a low-performing high school. These are the kinds of responses he regularly receives from students.

I'm looking at you Cydnee, Mykel and Kaytlynn...

I'm looking at you Cydnee, Mykel and Kaytlynn...

Just a screaming carrot.

Just a screaming carrot.

Free Kisses Anyone? Can't Beat it when it's free!

Free Kisses Anyone? Can't Beat it when it's free!

The California Umbrella (via The New Yorker)

The California Umbrella (via The New Yorker)

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